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The perfect Christmas gift for every type of friend (or almost)

The ideal gift for December 25th should be tailored to the recipient, even if recycled

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There are very few days left before the various unpacks, indeed, on many occasions, for example between colleagues of work have already begun. There are those who live to make or receive gifts such as a sentence at the prison in Guantánamo and those who, in this situation, wallow in great.

Who these days is in mood particularly Grinch, not that in the rest of the year is particularly nice, and who goes around here and humming some verse of Mariah. In any case, whatever is the very personal belief about the birthday of the child Jesus, the truth is one. As any Don Abbondio would say: this gift has something to do.

The intent of Acrimony is therefore to help those who find themselves with too many things to do and very little imagination. Between an undesirable pre party greetings lunch, a toast and a "but at least a coffee before the new year we can get it?" here are some personalized tips for friends and family. 

If they don’t fit into the categories, sorry, choose more stereotypical friends for 2024.

The Garmin for the Apulian cousin startupper in Milan

From heel to toe, Italy has visited it all because it has a great passion for hiking. His pay off is "Puglia is all beautiful" and as much as I want to do the polyglot will never be able to separate from the packages of fresh mozzarella that mom sends him every month. 

He moved to Milan to give substance to his dream: to found a company that thanks to its services (which he has not yet understood either) limited CO2 emissions. This noble purpose goes very well with his passion that was once called walk among the trulli, while now that is startupper is called hiking

Precisely for this activity he is never unprepared and the technical clothing is slowly collecting it. Why not help him complete the kit with a nice sports watch? A Garmin would be perfect. 

 
 
 
 
 
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Un post condiviso da Marco Scanziani (@marco_red_scanziani)

A complete Nike Yoga for the holistic friend of the north

Even on December 25 the pre-lunch meditation session will be impossible to deny it. She must breathe, reflect, feel her vibrations and then rush to the table and eat the best vegan pandoro around (and if this year was Balocco?). 

She will never admit it, her personal policy does not allow it, but she frets most of all to stick her long nails in the gift card. If it were up to her, she would ask Musk to invent laser vision, she wants to know exactly what the next object in her possession will be, even if she is absolutely not materialistic. 

She will open the package with Nike logo thankfully to life where inside she will find a pastel yoga outfit. She’ll say she never owned one because she only buys from small local producers who use recycled and recyclable fabrics but don’t worry, she can’t wait to shove her behind. 

 
 
 
 
 
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Un post condiviso da Marrigje van Roessel (@marrigjepilatessport)

Christian de Sica’s book for the Roman friend who will go to a tourist village in the Maldives for New Year

Usually this character does PR in the most glamorous clubs of the capital. He is quite overweight but of very pretty girlfriend he always has one available, because his authority in the nightlife of Rome bypasses by far the pounds too. 

For New Year’s Eve you have to rest and like to do it in tropical paradises taking advantage of all inclusive offers in the villages, if Valtour or similar even better. This occasion is the only time of the year in which you can spend a little time reading well comfortable on a deck chair and next to his succinct flame in a bikini lurex glittered. 

This year he decided to break the monotony a little and that he wants to change, the book of Bruno Vespa does not want to read it and then asked his cousin who is enrolled in the Faculty of Letters for 12 years a council, Due o tre cose che mi sono capitate di Christian de Sica. He served you the gift idea on a silver platter and inside the book he will find great teachings of life. 

 
 
 
 
 
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The lipstick of Chiara Ferragni Collection for the little cousin who wants to study fashion

He’s a junior in high school, and his obsession is lifestyle. She thinks it’s fashion, but if you name her Yohji Yamamoto, there are two options open: she doesn’t know him and asks if he’s a new car manufacturer, she knows him and she hates him. 

In any case, her main passion is shopping, and when older and wealthy relatives give her a 250€ Zara card she literally goes into raptures: she can follow all the trends of the season! 

Of course she also takes care of beauty and not even to say her darling is Chiara Ferragni, she wants to study fashion to follow in her footsteps and to be able to show off a beautiful Birkin with diamonds at the Badrutt’s Palace Hotel in St. Moritz. Who knows how he will be happy to unwrap a beautiful package with inside a lipstick produced by the queen of social?

 
 
 
 
 
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Un post condiviso da Chiara Ferragni ✨ (@chiaraferragni)

In conclusion, if this article will not be useful to you, you are in the right company.

 

 

Illustration by Gloria Dozio - Acrimònia Studios