High school, recreation, long corridors occupied by smelly teenagers. Walking in the crowd, between the smell of sweat and the smell of perfume of the discount store you can notice an element of fauna really typical for every high school.
This subject is composed of two people wrapped around each other, forming a single ecosystem overflowing with hormones, which, regardless of the passage of headmaster, professors and janitors, spends 15 minutes of the break making out.
It is in high school that the literal contempt for the outpourings in public places is born. The accusation is quite different from the obscene act, less serious certainly, but more subtle and slow in development. Especially noisier.
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Focus states that such a nuisance is generated by the so-called mirror neurons, because of which you identify perfectly in the scene you have in front without feeling the same pleasure of the protagonists. This generates a lack and therefore a feeling of incompleteness.
If we want to simplify the situation to the minimum, it could be a classic misphony.
From Wikipedia:
Misophonia is a form of reduced tolerance to sound. It is believed to be a neurological disorder resulting from a negative experience with a specific sound, regardless of whether it is strong or weak. The term was coined by American neuroscientists Pawel and Margaret Jastreboff but is often replaced with the interchangeable selective sensitivity to sound.
Unlike hyperacusia, misophonia is specific to a certain sound. Little is known about the anatomical localization of the abnormalities that cause the clinical picture, but it is believed that they can be found at the level of the higher centers of the central nervous system, a more central location than the anomalies at the base of hyperacusia.
Couples ready to show their love in public, however, do not change, neither after high school, nor with the passing of the years, nor ever. They’re getting worse.
The "he" of the couple is always there, ready to praise his partner in front of everyone, for whatever kind of thing she does, obtaining in the present the complete opposite effect to the desired.
"How good is Laura?" "How beautiful is Paola?" "But have you seen how smart Carla is?". Whatever the name of the woman in question will be there in front of friends, to gloat of compliments received, without having the slightest contact with reality to realize the embarrassing situation created.
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He, constantly with his hands on her, is a noisy guy who when he does not treat his girlfriend as he would a puppy of Labrador who has just learned to do needs outside the house, tells his friends everything they do together. I wish we could talk about sex! Tell them how they shop, how they choose their restaurants, how they blah blah blah.
In the post-vacation period are absolutely to be avoided. They could hold a rally on their $1,000-a-night adventure vacation, and there God knows whether to call it an aperitif or kidnapping.
She basically gets everything right because she doesn’t have too much desire to think about anything and put her life in the helm of him. She constantly puts stories on Instagram with her boyfriend, or her husband. He thinks he’s the best, the smartest, the smartest, the cutest. He consents to all his speeches, to his choices for the holidays, for shopping, for furniture, for the telephone and for the computer.
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Whether they’ve been together since high school, college, or they’ve met at work, they obviously kiss constantly in public. In front of everyone. To friends, relatives and even in front of the bank official when they went to apply for the mortgage.
They say that too much stroppia. But if they like it so...
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