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Kardashian Identikit: Kourtney aka the posh mommy

She’s a fit mom (love me some plastic surgery) of three and a brilliant entrepreneur

By Alessandra Nava

Last week we delved into the wonderful life of Kendall Jenner, the tallest girl in the Kardashian game. This week instead, we’re going to talk about Kourtney’s amazing petite life. 
 
Despite being the shortest sister (never mind though, she can always wear heels), she’s the oldest one, being born a fiery Aries in 1979. She found herself in between a very cumbersome mother such as Kris and a pretty bossy sister such as Kim. However, I do think she managed to win the game, being constantly appreciated and payed without doing too much. Kourtney’s like Kim, but she doesn’t feel herself that much and still succeeds in living her best life. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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really love your peaches wanna shake your tree

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It does seem to be some kind of subtle rivalry between Kourtney and Kim, being almost the same age and sharing a lot of things in common. Kourtney married a handsome man, so Kim went for a handsome and super famous one. Kourtney had three children, Kim had four (and wants more in the future). Kourtney works as the ambassador of a make up line, Kim decides to found a brand new one out of the blue. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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These two are often seen arguing during their TV show, and their catfights are always the perfect subject for tasty memes (I do love the fact that their sisters never intervene, unbothered as usual). Whilst Kim built her own body and personality to become a real life character, a walking and money-making brand, Kourtney does not give a single fuck about it, putting the less effort and still managing to enjoy the dolce vita. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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mornin’ 🍼

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After her troubled breakup with Scott Disick, she did however reinvent herself a little, finding a perfect balance. She launched a lifestyle online magazine called Poosh, declaring war to Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop’s domain. The magazine’s very essential and sophisticated, but in the end it’s all about those same old things: workout routines, beauty advices, a few links to buy useless and expensive decorations for your LA mansion… 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Mama’s boy.

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I mean, I do admire her a lot: she’s a fit mom (love me some plastic surgery) of three, a brilliant entrepreneur, the sweet half of Younes Bendjima, a very hot (and very young) model. I love you Kourtney <3