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Kardashian Identikit: Kendall Jenner aka a cool unbothered queen

Let's start with the most snobbish of the family!

By Alessandra Nava

Kendall Jenner stands tall. Like, literally. She’s the tallest among her sisters, being 5’ 10’’, having inherited that thin gorgeous body from her father Bruce, now Kaitlyn. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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bye nyc 🚀

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Amongst her sisters, Kendall’s the one who has built the most sophisticated and posh career. She was on the covers of glossy magazines multiple times, she signed exclusive contracts with Calvin Klein, Versace, Longchamp, she strut on the most fashionable catwalks ever, including a Chanel one, in which she closed the show wearing a beautiful bridal tuxedo customized by Kaiser Karl (all these Ks in fashion drive me dizzy). 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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NEW @vogueaustralia cover, June issue, wearing @tiffanyandco 💋

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Her talent in the business might be questionable sometimes (those Vogue Us covers are the lamest), but we won’t put a blame on her, since Kendall also starred in a few interesting projects, such as Vogue Italia’s dreamy issue from February 2019. She doesn’t really seem to care about it though, and she keeps on getting a lot of recognition, her stunning body being displaced in Times Square, while she’s partying with Riccardo Tisci and friends. 
 
We do all know that Kendall made it in the business just because her mother and her stepsister Kim paved her the way. However, she’s kind of like getting away with it, being at least a good model, especially when it comes to glossy campaigns. 
 
The LOL effect comes when Kendall leaves Versace and Burberry behind and turns herself into a basic Instagram influencer/model/it girl/whatever. She whitens her teeth with that plastic fluorescent thing and the effect is simply… cringe. When she’s not busy with her smile, she sponsors a drugstore brand which sells beauty products. She literally promised she healed her acne with a 6,99$ cream. "Are you serious Kendall?".
 
 
 
 
 
 
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mini me

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Luckily her IG is not just about fake sponsored ads, but it’s also the perfect place to show off her bling bling life, as well as a few aesthetically pleasing shots of her Californian dreamy but yet ordinary existence. As the cherry on top, a few pics of her sinuous bust wrapped up in almost non-existent bikinis which cost more or less 300$. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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i wanna go back so bad 📷 @amberasaly

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Kendall seems to be the most reserved in the klan, and if people do know a lot about her outfits (check @kendalljennercloset out), they do not know much about her private life. She loves basket, and as a sort of consequence she loves basketball players as well, such as Ben Simmons. She might had a flirt with the youngest Hadid, Anwar. They were shot by the paparazzi while smoking a blunt in a restaurant in Los Angeles: this is so romantic honestly. She had a sort of on and off relationship with Harry Styles, who might have written a few songs about her in his latest album. As for today, sources say she’s with Fai Khadra, very hot dude with a mysterious music career. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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we both use @moon 😁 #moon_partner

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And now the final question: is Kendall all natural, or is there some botox under her skin? The second one seems more plausible, considering her sharp cheeks and her euphemistically voluminous lips. What’s sure is that Kendall and her sisters are not exactly eco friendly, so I’ll never take environmental advice from them. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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In conclusion, we do love Kendall, she’s such an unbothered tall queen, probably the coolest in the K gang. 
 
Thank you for coming to our Kardashian Talk, see you next time!